things i have learned while cruising.

1. pregnant people cannot sink. which in turn making trying to go underwater while snorkeling impossible.

2. charging to your room makes you have no idea how much money you have spent. i am now not going to be able to go shopping ever again.

3. monsoons can happen at any moment-- make sure you have the proper shoes on, as taking them off and running through the streets to find shelter can leave your feet permanently black and gross.

4. baby clothes are still fun to buy even in mexico.

5. stingrays are gross- i'm actually pretending to hold it here. =) 6. some old ladies can eat as much as levi, which is impressive- we're talking 2 main courses, 3 appetizers, and 2 desserts.

7. along with that, eating dinner with two 75 year old couples is hilarious. nothing is good enough-- food is gross, those people are too loud, no entertainment. smile and nod.... smile and nod.

8. formal pictures are outrageously expensive. but i paid for them anyways. sucker.


9. underwater scooter snorkeling has got to be one of the best inventions ever. whoever says it's for lazy snorkelers simply has not tried it.

yes, it is awesome.

10. thong swimsuits and speedos are still sexy.

11. pineapple banana smoothies are the most delicious drinks in the entire world.

12. sometimes you can buy fabulous t-shirts and baby clothes, but they can disappear someplace between the store-taxi-margaritaville-taxi-ship.

13. your husband can still be hit on by the masseuse giving him his massage. apparently he is wanted to go visit this lovely girl's farm back in south africa. =)

14. i refuse to go into any store, where the workers are standing outside trying to hustle you inside. no freaking way, not even if i wanted to go in, i'll find it some place else.

all in all, i would say that our trip was a success, now onto school-- 9 days left!!