a day in the life.

as i'm studying for my stupid adult development test, i decided to take a break and show all you stalkers a day in the life of the beast. because his life is fascinating.

8:00 am- wake up, stand in my crib and pull things off the changing table until mom comes in and gets me.

8:30 am- breakfast of champions- today included milk, apple juice/water combo, 2 scrambled eggs, half a piece of bacon, 2/3 of a banana and 2 slices of an apple

 i laugh every time i look at this picture.

 his hair is out of control.

9:00 am- crawl madly around the house. climb up the stairs when mom's trying to put things in the crockpot, which in turn resulted in mom putting the gate up, so we can't go up anymore. 

 success.

9:30- terrorize the cat. debate whether following her down the stairs is worth it. 

 thinking very hard about the decision. 

10:00am- mom makes me come back down stairs so she can finish making dinner. so i walk around for a bit.

 ehh. walking sucks. 

10:20am- read some books with mom. turn the pages so she can't actually read it, but it's the thought that counts.

10:30-12:30pm- take a nap. wake up ready to party.

12:45 pm- eat lunch. which today consisted of chicken and country vegetables, oatmeal and pears, pretzels and cheerios and apple juice/water. 

 trying to drink it all by myself. 

1:15- terrorize the house. crawl into bathroom to try and eat cat food, mom closes bathroom door and hopes cat doesn't need to use the litter box any time soon. try and yank off gate off the stairs. come back, unload all the toys, try and climb up chair where mom is trying to study. whine, successfully get picked up, push all mom's books on the floor, mom gets book for me to read while she reads hers.

2:30-4:30pm- nap time. mom tries to study for her stupid tests. 6 more weeks, and then she never has to do this again.

4:45 pm- dinner time, today probably consisting of a hot dog, sweet potatoes and mangoes.

6:00 pm- second dinner when mom and dad eat. i will eat all the things out of their soup like kidney beans, carrots, celery and potatoes.

6:30 pm- play around, terrorize what mom cleaned up during my nap.


7:00 pm- bath time with dad.

 

7:30-8:00 pm- put pj's on, read a book and go to bed. 

 

 yes, these pj's are awesome. they have a tail too. 

sleep for 12 hours and wake up again prepared to do the same thing again. it's a hard life